Review # 58: Cutting my own hair

Most people would probably say that I didn't need a haircut, but it was just getting too long for me. I need my hair short, very short. I would shave it all, but I'm trying to keep a little on the top to disguise the fact that in five years I will have started well down the road to baldness. I started cutting my hair years ago because it was cheap. Now I have a friend who could do it for me, she's a professional, but our schedules don't really allow for it very easily and I got the urge to start trimming this morning. I've learned that I'm actually pretty good at cutting my own hair. In fact the best cut I ever gave myself was while drunk. I wasn't drunk today, but I still look pretty damn good.