Guest Review by Honey Dew: Alley Cat cat food

What the hell is this? That bastard has the job of buying my food just once and he gets the cheapest shit he can find? My owner, she was getting me purina one and shit...I was livin large, but now I dont even want to touch my bowl. I'll eat it eventually, my fat ass doesn't do ANYTHING but eat. I'm gonna bitch about it until she gets me the good stuff and he's wasted his money.